Welcome to a load of old drivel about the country's best team at picking people up (with a kite)

Click here to read the constitution which should tell you all you need to know

So who are Team E.L.F. ?

A mostly harmless bunch. We've been going on and off in various guises since 1993. For some years we went on various outings and regularly bought a one stringed mickey mouse, tangled it and threw it away on a weekly basis.

About six years ago we finally realised that it was actually cheaper to buy a kite and wind the lines in and use it again. On the strength of that we bought a flexifoil stacker six...
..and then some more kites. Stacking kites to begin with, and before long we've expanded to skytigers, symphonies, NASAs, blades, half price vipers and most recently some kites that seem not to have enough lines.
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It didn't take long to realise that getting twatted by the kite hurts when CERTAIN elves play "target practice". And not long at all to realise that the normal people wouldn't like it. So..... formal organisation as a club seemed a good move.

Want to know more - why not join the on line group and then email to find out that it's not just kite flying that goes on.