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safe to go to the toilet Auditioning for the Xmas special *** |
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Closing date 30th November |
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The latest issue is online, and we hope to release a new one in tmie for Xmas. If all else fails, we'll just re-run "The Fish With No Arse" See us online at www.energize-news.co.uk |
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For nearly four years under three different editors we ran articles, cartoons, fact, nonsense, drivel, and when short of copy we'd plain blag someone else's website. Publication was monthly and we made nearly fifty magazines before the magazine ran out of steam. After a break of a year or so, "Energize News" came out of retirement in 2001, but now thanks to the wonders of Adobe .pdf technology, digital cameras and more free time than is good for us, "Energize News" is back from beyond the grave. All your old pals returned last Easter, including Derek Dominion, Find out with Fiscal, Melvin & Sparky, the Cider-men, Sad Cards, Info-Mation (or so he claims!), there was even be one or two serious articles if you look hard enough and we featured an all-new agony uncle. And now we're going to do it all again |
*** The term "special" in no way implies any kind of superior, average or even only mildly rubbish quality.